Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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