I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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