Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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