i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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