Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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