Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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