dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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