Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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