Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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