It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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