Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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