i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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