Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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