Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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