he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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