is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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