y did u give ur computer a hand job?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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