the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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