8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
the day after is always just damage control
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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