actually, I'm a sock model
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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