Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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