Its about making memories worth repressing
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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