Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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