you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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