whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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