Christians are straight up FREAKS
Your dad touched me again.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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