Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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