just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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