Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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