I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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