This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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