Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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