OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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