I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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