This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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