I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I just googled if crying burns calories
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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