your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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