All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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