Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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