I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
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