i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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