I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
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