So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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