____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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