Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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