It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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