I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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