He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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