Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
he was CRYING into my vagina
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
