He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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