I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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