I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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