i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Randomize
