he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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