just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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