i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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