God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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