The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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