I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
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