if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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